Its another one of those days at the office when you have nothing to do,all your work is either already complete or you never bothered completing it and do not intend to either heres a bunch of things you CAN do to kill time at the office :
Start gathering a team of office people for a sport that does not exist.
send and email to yourself every 1 minute,then call the IT dept and tell them that this has been happening continuously an you need it fixed immediately , after they “supposedly” fix the problem and leave, DO IT AGAIN.
Start a paper ball throwing competition in the office, when its your turn throw a colleagues phone in the basket instead and laugh hysterically.
If you see a colleague sitting with his shoes off, take one of his shoes and throw it in the trashcan.
Google/Facebook people with the same name as yours,find them,email them and tell them you want to name your first child after them :D.
Call up the IT Dept and tell them you are lonely.
Repeat after every hour.
introduce yourself as your office colleague and walk away.
unplug your monitor,call the IT dept for help.
Order food from different eat out places using all your department colleagues name.
On a colleagues computer,write a detailed plan of how to take over the company, and make it as a desktop wallpaper on his screen, leave it open during a meeting and stare at it.
race someone in the office corridors and yell I WIN.
pretend you are yelling and having a fight with your Girlfriend on the phone.
Hug someone you do not know 😛 ( and make it count )
send ME and email.
Tell the receptionist that you are expecting your twin brother to come to the office,sneak out and come back in,asking for yourself :P.
Find a new employee,tell him its role swap day and that he is the new boss.
Play practical jokes on yourself and blame them on a co-worker.
Setup a meeting with your boss, ask him or her to sign a Non-Disclosure-Agreement. 😛
on the office noticeboard on in a public place,past a sheet,write what your colleagues probable salaries are and how much you think they should be earning 😛
In a meeting, see how many times you can say “Moo”,Meow,Chickan,Impossibru,me gusta,and old wad.
Tell a new employee you suffer from OCD,and cnt stand dirt,take out a tissue and start cleaning his face,stop and repeat after every 15 mins. 😀
Call the IT Dept,tell them you have to pee.
Repeat the above every 10 minutes.
Ask a complete random colleague you want to be their friend.
Leave a note with the office Peons with a co-workers name telling them to clean out his drawers and desk of all things. 🙂
These should be enough to kill time at the office, and now you know how keep so “busy” everyday.
delinquent ignorance 