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Grinding Everyone’s Gears :D

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  1. Leave a queue of 20-25 documents in the printer line,10 pages each.
  2. Go up to a co-worker,give her your “stud” pose and say “How you doin”
  3. keep calling your colleague sitting next to you on their extension number and say ” I SEE YOUUU”. randomly dial an extension after every 10 mins and whoever picks up you say “Hello Sydney” in a raspy voice.
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. blow air in a tetra pack container of Milk or Juice,throw it on the ground yell “bomb in the hole” an jump on it. *BOOM*
  6. Call up IT and ask them, “how do i use proxy servers for porn”.
  7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Start all your sentences with the words “YOUR FACE”
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Honk and wave to strangers.
  16. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  17. dont use any punctuation.
  18. crouch forward on the steering wheel and drive really slow like an old person with Arthritis, shaking you head uncontrollably to all passing cars.
  19. give way to someone else who wants to cross in front of you, but just as they start to cross, you cross first :P.
  20. As much as possible, skip rather then walk.
  21. Burp loudly while sitting in a restaurant or public place and pretend like you didnt do it.
  22. Ask people what gender they are.
  23. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  24. When listening to a good song with friends, start singing along loudly.
  25. Go to a theatre, and occasionally keep saying ” Oh this is the best part you are gonna love it” out loud to friends, loudly say out theending of the movie to friends, so that every one hears it :P.